Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Are you a heartless bitch?


"There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."

"Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time."

"IF I cared, I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried."

Just because I don't want to fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian. It just makes you an asshole."

"Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are over."

"I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress"

"Having been fucked is no excuse for being fucked up."

"Because, you know, there's one thing you don't want. It's a woman with her finger on the button who isn't getting laid."

"Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain to his ass."

"My dear, I have kicked more ass than you have sat on."

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